Author: Timothy Simons

Quotes

I'm saying nothing new that Dave Pasquesi is really good at what he does.

I'm saying nothing new that Dave Pasquesi is really good at what he does.

- Timothy Simons

Reed Scott is really good at coming up with insults.

Reed Scott is really good at coming up with insults.

- Timothy Simons

There is that great thing of D.C. being Hollywood for ugly people. There's very distinct crossover behaviors.

There is that great thing of D.C. being Hollywood for ugly people. There's very distinct crossover behaviors.

- Timothy Simons

The truth is, there is no link between vaccines and autism. Vaccines are incredibly important.

The truth is, there is no link between vaccines and autism. Vaccines are incredibly important.

- Timothy Simons

You're taught from a very young age that you shouldn't get too big for your britches, so I tend to err way too much on the side of 'Nothing means anything.'

You're taught from a very young age that you shouldn't get too big for your britches, so I tend to err way too much on the side of 'Nothing means anything.'

- Timothy Simons

David Letterman was my guy growing up. My parents recorded the tenth anniversary special for me, and I watched it 40 times.

David Letterman was my guy growing up. My parents recorded the tenth anniversary special for me, and I watched it 40 times.

- Timothy Simons

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