Author: Tracy Morgan

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Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

- Tracy Morgan

I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.

I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.

- Tracy Morgan

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

- Tracy Morgan

Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.

Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.

- Tracy Morgan

'Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.

'Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.

- Tracy Morgan

I have my Lucky Charms in the morning, and I feel magical.

I have my Lucky Charms in the morning, and I feel magical.

- Tracy Morgan

What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me.

What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me.

- Tracy Morgan

We have freedom of speech, but you got to watch what you say.

We have freedom of speech, but you got to watch what you say.

- Tracy Morgan

My life growing up was a twisted Bronx version of 'The Color Purple.' It had a much different soundtrack and no trees, but that desperation was the same.

My life growing up was a twisted Bronx version of 'The Color Purple.' It had a much different soundtrack and no trees, but that desperation was the same.

- Tracy Morgan

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