Author: W. C. Fields

Quotes

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

- W. C. Fields

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

- W. C. Fields

I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.

I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.

- W. C. Fields

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

- W. C. Fields

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

- W. C. Fields

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

- W. C. Fields

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

- W. C. Fields

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

- W. C. Fields

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

- W. C. Fields

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