Author: W. C. Fields

Quotes

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

- W. C. Fields

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

- W. C. Fields

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

- W. C. Fields

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

- W. C. Fields

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

- W. C. Fields

I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.

I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.

- W. C. Fields

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

- W. C. Fields

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

- W. C. Fields

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

- W. C. Fields

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