Author: W. C. Fields

Quotes

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

- W. C. Fields

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

- W. C. Fields

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

- W. C. Fields

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

- W. C. Fields

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

- W. C. Fields

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

- W. C. Fields

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

- W. C. Fields

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

- W. C. Fields

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

- W. C. Fields

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