Author: W. C. Fields

Quotes

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

- W. C. Fields

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

- W. C. Fields

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

- W. C. Fields

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

- W. C. Fields

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

- W. C. Fields

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

- W. C. Fields

I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.

I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.

- W. C. Fields

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

- W. C. Fields

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

- W. C. Fields

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