Author: W. C. Fields

Quotes

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

- W. C. Fields

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

- W. C. Fields

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

- W. C. Fields

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

- W. C. Fields

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

- W. C. Fields

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

- W. C. Fields

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

- W. C. Fields

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

- W. C. Fields

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

- W. C. Fields

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