I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. - Inspiquo

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. - Henny Youngman

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

- Henny Youngman

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