Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. - Inspiquo

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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. - Adam Carolla

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

- Adam Carolla

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