Author: Adam Carolla

Quotes

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

- Adam Carolla

It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

- Adam Carolla

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

- Adam Carolla

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

- Adam Carolla

I am not a good cue card reader.

I am not a good cue card reader.

- Adam Carolla

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

- Adam Carolla

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

- Adam Carolla

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

- Adam Carolla

My first car was a motorcycle.

My first car was a motorcycle.

- Adam Carolla

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