Author: Adam Carolla

Quotes

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

- Adam Carolla

My first car was a motorcycle.

My first car was a motorcycle.

- Adam Carolla

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

- Adam Carolla

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

- Adam Carolla

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

- Adam Carolla

It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

- Adam Carolla

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

- Adam Carolla

I am not a good cue card reader.

I am not a good cue card reader.

- Adam Carolla

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

- Adam Carolla

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