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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' - Steven Wright

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

- Steven Wright

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I have 'Happy Birthday' in multiple languages on my iPod - I like to play it at company birthday parties.

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