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Author: Steven Wright
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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Steven Wright
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I?ve forgotten this before.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I?ve forgotten this before.
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Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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Steven Wright
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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Steven Wright
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
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Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
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Steven Wright
What's another word for Thesaurus?
What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
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Steven Wright
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