Author: Alan King

Quotes

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

- Alan King

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

- Alan King

Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

- Alan King

The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.

The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.

- Alan King

My mother's sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.

My mother's sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.

- Alan King

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

- Alan King

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