Author: Amy Schumer

Quotes

Some men's magazines are just downright offensive.

Some men's magazines are just downright offensive.

- Amy Schumer

I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.

I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.

- Amy Schumer

I really am a chick from Long Island who's just learning along with everyone.

I really am a chick from Long Island who's just learning along with everyone.

- Amy Schumer

I was always like that, at 5 years old, just demanding equality. I thought it could all be fixed if you called attention to it.

I was always like that, at 5 years old, just demanding equality. I thought it could all be fixed if you called attention to it.

- Amy Schumer

I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.

I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.

- Amy Schumer

It's really hard for a lot of men to have the woman accomplishing more than them.

It's really hard for a lot of men to have the woman accomplishing more than them.

- Amy Schumer

I love being in my own skin, and I hope other women start feeling better about themselves and waste less energy being ashamed of their bodies.

I love being in my own skin, and I hope other women start feeling better about themselves and waste less energy being ashamed of their bodies.

- Amy Schumer

It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.

It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.

- Amy Schumer

I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think you can rise much above that.

I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think you can rise much above that.

- Amy Schumer

Similar Authors: