Author: Ogden Nash

Quotes

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

- Ogden Nash

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

- Ogden Nash

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.

- Ogden Nash

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

- Ogden Nash

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

- Ogden Nash

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

- Ogden Nash

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.

- Ogden Nash

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

- Ogden Nash

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

- Ogden Nash

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