Author: Ogden Nash

Quotes

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.

- Ogden Nash

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

- Ogden Nash

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.

- Ogden Nash

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

- Ogden Nash

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

- Ogden Nash

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

- Ogden Nash

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

- Ogden Nash

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

- Ogden Nash

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

- Ogden Nash

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