Author: Ogden Nash

Quotes

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

- Ogden Nash

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.

- Ogden Nash

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

- Ogden Nash

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

- Ogden Nash

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

- Ogden Nash

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

- Ogden Nash

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

- Ogden Nash

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

- Ogden Nash

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

- Ogden Nash

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