Author: Art Buchwald

Quotes

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

- Art Buchwald

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

- Art Buchwald

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

- Art Buchwald

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.

- Art Buchwald

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