Author: Art Buchwald

Quotes

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

- Art Buchwald

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.

- Art Buchwald

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.

- Art Buchwald

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

- Art Buchwald

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