Author: Art Buchwald

Quotes

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

- Art Buchwald

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.

- Art Buchwald

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

- Art Buchwald

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.

- Art Buchwald

Similar Authors: