Author: Artie Lange

Quotes

It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.

It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.

- Artie Lange

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

- Artie Lange

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

- Artie Lange

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

- Artie Lange

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

- Artie Lange

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

- Artie Lange

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

- Artie Lange

The road is a lonely place, and that sounds like a cliche, you know, like what is my life?

The road is a lonely place, and that sounds like a cliche, you know, like what is my life?

- Artie Lange

It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.

It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.

- Artie Lange

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