Author: Artie Lange

Quotes

The road is a lonely place, and that sounds like a cliche, you know, like what is my life?

The road is a lonely place, and that sounds like a cliche, you know, like what is my life?

- Artie Lange

To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor.

To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor.

- Artie Lange

The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons.

The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons.

- Artie Lange

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

- Artie Lange

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

- Artie Lange

It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.

It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.

- Artie Lange

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

- Artie Lange

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that.

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that.

- Artie Lange

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

- Artie Lange

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