Author: Artie Lange

Quotes

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

- Artie Lange

To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor.

To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor.

- Artie Lange

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

- Artie Lange

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

- Artie Lange

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

- Artie Lange

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

- Artie Lange

It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.

It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.

- Artie Lange

It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.

It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.

- Artie Lange

The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons.

The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons.

- Artie Lange

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