Author: Artie Lange

Quotes

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

- Artie Lange

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

- Artie Lange

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.

- Artie Lange

The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons.

The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons.

- Artie Lange

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

- Artie Lange

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

- Artie Lange

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

- Artie Lange

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

- Artie Lange

To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor.

To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor.

- Artie Lange

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