Author: Barry Goldwater

Quotes

I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle.

I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle.

- Barry Goldwater

American business has just forgotten the importance of selling.

American business has just forgotten the importance of selling.

- Barry Goldwater

I wouldn't trust Nixon from here to that phone.

I wouldn't trust Nixon from here to that phone.

- Barry Goldwater

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

- Barry Goldwater

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

- Barry Goldwater

I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.

I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.

- Barry Goldwater

The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.

The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.

- Barry Goldwater

I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine.

I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine.

- Barry Goldwater

It's a great country, where anybody can grow up to be president... except me.

It's a great country, where anybody can grow up to be president... except me.

- Barry Goldwater

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