Author: Barry Goldwater

Quotes

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

- Barry Goldwater

It's a great country, where anybody can grow up to be president... except me.

It's a great country, where anybody can grow up to be president... except me.

- Barry Goldwater

I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine.

I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine.

- Barry Goldwater

I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle.

I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle.

- Barry Goldwater

I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.

I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.

- Barry Goldwater

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

- Barry Goldwater

I wouldn't trust Nixon from here to that phone.

I wouldn't trust Nixon from here to that phone.

- Barry Goldwater

Where is the politician who has not promised to fight to the death for lower taxes- and who has not proceeded to vote for the very spending projects that make tax cuts impossible?

Where is the politician who has not promised to fight to the death for lower taxes- and who has not proceeded to vote for the very spending projects that make tax cuts impossible?

- Barry Goldwater

If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking, you would have no government.

If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking, you would have no government.

- Barry Goldwater

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