Author: Jenny Eclair

Quotes

I am best viewed from a distance... and at night.

I am best viewed from a distance... and at night.

- Jenny Eclair

I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.

I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.

- Jenny Eclair

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

- Jenny Eclair

I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.'

I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.'

- Jenny Eclair

Moderation is never something I've been good at.

Moderation is never something I've been good at.

- Jenny Eclair

I am best viewed from a distance.

I am best viewed from a distance.

- Jenny Eclair

I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.

I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.

- Jenny Eclair

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

- Jenny Eclair

The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.

The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.

- Jenny Eclair

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