Author: Bob Hope

Quotes

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

- Bob Hope

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

- Bob Hope

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

- Bob Hope

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

- Bob Hope

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

- Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

- Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

- Bob Hope

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

- Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

- Bob Hope

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