Author: Bob Hope

Quotes

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

- Bob Hope

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

- Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

- Bob Hope

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

- Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

- Bob Hope

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

- Bob Hope

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

- Bob Hope

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

- Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

- Bob Hope

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