Author: Bob Hope

Quotes

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

- Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

- Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

- Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

- Bob Hope

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

- Bob Hope

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

- Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

- Bob Hope

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

- Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

- Bob Hope

Similar Authors: