Author: Bob Hope

Quotes

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

- Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

- Bob Hope

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

- Bob Hope

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

- Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

- Bob Hope

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

- Bob Hope

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

- Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

- Bob Hope

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

- Bob Hope

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