Author: Bob Hope

Quotes

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

- Bob Hope

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

- Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

- Bob Hope

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

- Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

- Bob Hope

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

- Bob Hope

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

- Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

- Bob Hope

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

- Bob Hope

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