Author: Bob Hope

Quotes

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

- Bob Hope

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

- Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

- Bob Hope

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

- Bob Hope

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

- Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

- Bob Hope

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

- Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

- Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

- Bob Hope

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