Author: Bob Hope

Quotes

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

- Bob Hope

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

- Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

- Bob Hope

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

- Bob Hope

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

- Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

- Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

- Bob Hope

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

- Bob Hope

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

- Bob Hope

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