Author: Bob Hope

Quotes

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

- Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

- Bob Hope

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

- Bob Hope

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

- Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

- Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

- Bob Hope

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

- Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

- Bob Hope

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

- Bob Hope

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