Author: Bobby Moynihan

Quotes

When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.

When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.

- Bobby Moynihan

In my mind, not in real life. My rap name will be Optimus Rhymes. Or the Notorious B.o.B.

In my mind, not in real life. My rap name will be Optimus Rhymes. Or the Notorious B.o.B.

- Bobby Moynihan

If you watched 'Lost,' sometimes the episodes were crazy good, and sometimes you're like, 'That one was just sorta there.'

If you watched 'Lost,' sometimes the episodes were crazy good, and sometimes you're like, 'That one was just sorta there.'

- Bobby Moynihan

I think I made more money when I was lifeguarding at 15 years old than I did on my first year at 'SNL.'

I think I made more money when I was lifeguarding at 15 years old than I did on my first year at 'SNL.'

- Bobby Moynihan

I'm very bad with music. I don't know any new music. I've listened to the same 10 or 12 albums my whole life.

I'm very bad with music. I don't know any new music. I've listened to the same 10 or 12 albums my whole life.

- Bobby Moynihan

I'm very wary with impressions - I don't think I'm very good at impressions, I hate doing them.

I'm very wary with impressions - I don't think I'm very good at impressions, I hate doing them.

- Bobby Moynihan

I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno's for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite possibly the most miserable time of my life.

I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno's for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite possibly the most miserable time of my life.

- Bobby Moynihan

I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it.

I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it.

- Bobby Moynihan

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