Author: Brad Garrett

Quotes

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

- Brad Garrett

I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable.

I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable.

- Brad Garrett

I'm the type of guy that feels pressure when I have to order dinner. I'm just that type of guy but that's my fuel. I work well with pressure.

I'm the type of guy that feels pressure when I have to order dinner. I'm just that type of guy but that's my fuel. I work well with pressure.

- Brad Garrett

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

- Brad Garrett

I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is.

I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is.

- Brad Garrett

I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.

I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.

- Brad Garrett

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

- Brad Garrett

I think I'm better wired for television. I love variety as far as a project. I'm easily bored and the schedule of a television show, it just keeps you going.

I think I'm better wired for television. I love variety as far as a project. I'm easily bored and the schedule of a television show, it just keeps you going.

- Brad Garrett

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.

- Brad Garrett

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