Author: Scott Baio

Quotes

Family, work, familiarity. Listen, if I had a magic wand and I could make myself really be happy, I'd zap me onto a farm. And I know nothing about farming.

Family, work, familiarity. Listen, if I had a magic wand and I could make myself really be happy, I'd zap me onto a farm. And I know nothing about farming.

- Scott Baio

I regret losing certain women, but it was always my fault.

I regret losing certain women, but it was always my fault.

- Scott Baio

Life is too short no matter what party you are with.

Life is too short no matter what party you are with.

- Scott Baio

If I lived alone, Mom'd never sleep because she wouldn't know I was okay.

If I lived alone, Mom'd never sleep because she wouldn't know I was okay.

- Scott Baio

My parents were married 53 years, good and bad. Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can.

My parents were married 53 years, good and bad. Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can.

- Scott Baio

You can tell five minutes into it what a girl is after, when she starts asking how much money I make or tells me, 'I wanna be an actress.'

You can tell five minutes into it what a girl is after, when she starts asking how much money I make or tells me, 'I wanna be an actress.'

- Scott Baio

I never did drugs and I can't really drink because I have zero tolerance for alcohol, so my vice became women. I was never faithful to most of them.

I never did drugs and I can't really drink because I have zero tolerance for alcohol, so my vice became women. I was never faithful to most of them.

- Scott Baio

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