Author: Carol Burnett

Quotes

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

- Carol Burnett

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

- Carol Burnett

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

- Carol Burnett

Comedy is tragedy - plus time.

Comedy is tragedy - plus time.

- Carol Burnett

I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking.

I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking.

- Carol Burnett

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

- Carol Burnett

It all happened the way it was supposed to. I wouldn't change anything. I had such a great run.

It all happened the way it was supposed to. I wouldn't change anything. I had such a great run.

- Carol Burnett

I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.

I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.

- Carol Burnett

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.

- Carol Burnett

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