Author: Carol Burnett

Quotes

I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking.

I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking.

- Carol Burnett

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

- Carol Burnett

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

- Carol Burnett

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

- Carol Burnett

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

- Carol Burnett

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.

- Carol Burnett

I'm so happy with what has happened in my life.

I'm so happy with what has happened in my life.

- Carol Burnett

Comedy is tragedy - plus time.

Comedy is tragedy - plus time.

- Carol Burnett

It all happened the way it was supposed to. I wouldn't change anything. I had such a great run.

It all happened the way it was supposed to. I wouldn't change anything. I had such a great run.

- Carol Burnett

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