Author: Carol Burnett

Quotes

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

- Carol Burnett

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

- Carol Burnett

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

- Carol Burnett

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

- Carol Burnett

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.

- Carol Burnett

I was kind of shy as a kid. I was a pretty good student. I was a wallflower, or nerd, if you will.

I was kind of shy as a kid. I was a pretty good student. I was a wallflower, or nerd, if you will.

- Carol Burnett

It all happened the way it was supposed to. I wouldn't change anything. I had such a great run.

It all happened the way it was supposed to. I wouldn't change anything. I had such a great run.

- Carol Burnett

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

- Carol Burnett

I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking.

I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking.

- Carol Burnett

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