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Author: Carrot Top
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I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.
I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.
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Carrot Top
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
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Carrot Top
I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.
I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.
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Carrot Top
I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'
I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'
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Carrot Top
I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city.
I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city.
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Carrot Top
So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.
So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.
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Carrot Top
I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.
I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.
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Carrot Top
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
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Carrot Top
I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.
I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.
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Carrot Top
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