Author: Carrot Top

Quotes

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

- Carrot Top

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

- Carrot Top

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

- Carrot Top

I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city.

I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city.

- Carrot Top

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

- Carrot Top

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

- Carrot Top

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

- Carrot Top

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

- Carrot Top

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

- Carrot Top

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