Author: Dave Attell

Quotes

I'm not really a music guy.

I'm not really a music guy.

- Dave Attell

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

- Dave Attell

I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.

I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.

- Dave Attell

I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.

I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.

- Dave Attell

I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool.

I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool.

- Dave Attell

You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.

You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.

- Dave Attell

I never wanted to be famous.

I never wanted to be famous.

- Dave Attell

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