Author: Charles Nelson Reilly

Quotes

If I make $30,000 a month, I'll spend $29,999. I tell friends, 'Oh, you need money to go to college?' I'm a little crazy, but the backwash is heaven.

If I make $30,000 a month, I'll spend $29,999. I tell friends, 'Oh, you need money to go to college?' I'm a little crazy, but the backwash is heaven.

- Charles Nelson Reilly

The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.

The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.

- Charles Nelson Reilly

The favorite thing I like to do is nothing. I'm such an expert at doing nothing. I have a boat. I make training films for the Coast Guard. I listen to a great deal of opera.

The favorite thing I like to do is nothing. I'm such an expert at doing nothing. I have a boat. I make training films for the Coast Guard. I listen to a great deal of opera.

- Charles Nelson Reilly

Everyone should have hair. When you get dressed up, you must do that last whip of hair spray, or life's not worth living.

Everyone should have hair. When you get dressed up, you must do that last whip of hair spray, or life's not worth living.

- Charles Nelson Reilly

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