Author: Charlie Sheen

Quotes

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

- Charlie Sheen

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

- Charlie Sheen

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

- Charlie Sheen

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

- Charlie Sheen

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

- Charlie Sheen

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.

- Charlie Sheen

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