Author: Frank Zappa

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I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.

- Frank Zappa

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

- Frank Zappa

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.

- Frank Zappa

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

- Frank Zappa

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

- Frank Zappa

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

- Frank Zappa

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

- Frank Zappa

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

- Frank Zappa

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.

- Frank Zappa

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