Author: Frank Zappa

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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

- Frank Zappa

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

- Frank Zappa

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

- Frank Zappa

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

- Frank Zappa

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

- Frank Zappa

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

- Frank Zappa

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

- Frank Zappa

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.

- Frank Zappa

Music is always a commentary on society.

Music is always a commentary on society.

- Frank Zappa

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