Author: Frank Zappa

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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

- Frank Zappa

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

- Frank Zappa

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

- Frank Zappa

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

- Frank Zappa

Music is always a commentary on society.

Music is always a commentary on society.

- Frank Zappa

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

- Frank Zappa

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.

- Frank Zappa

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

- Frank Zappa

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

- Frank Zappa

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