Author: Frank Zappa

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The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

- Frank Zappa

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.

- Frank Zappa

Music is always a commentary on society.

Music is always a commentary on society.

- Frank Zappa

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.

- Frank Zappa

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

- Frank Zappa

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

- Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

- Frank Zappa

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

- Frank Zappa

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

- Frank Zappa

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