Author: Chris Cubas

Quotes

I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?

I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?

- Chris Cubas

Put me on the Food Network - I'll be the funniest guy talking about food. I don't care.

Put me on the Food Network - I'll be the funniest guy talking about food. I don't care.

- Chris Cubas

When 'Titanic' came out on VHS, I was working at a Sam's Club, which is already the worst. I don't know what you know about working for the Walton family, but it's horrific.

When 'Titanic' came out on VHS, I was working at a Sam's Club, which is already the worst. I don't know what you know about working for the Walton family, but it's horrific.

- Chris Cubas

Kansas City, well, part of the town's pretty cool, and part of the town is not. But it's gonna be that way no matter where you go.

Kansas City, well, part of the town's pretty cool, and part of the town is not. But it's gonna be that way no matter where you go.

- Chris Cubas

If you have any sense, if you're any good at comedy, you come to Austin.

If you have any sense, if you're any good at comedy, you come to Austin.

- Chris Cubas

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