Author: Chris Cubas

Quotes

When 'Titanic' came out on VHS, I was working at a Sam's Club, which is already the worst. I don't know what you know about working for the Walton family, but it's horrific.

When 'Titanic' came out on VHS, I was working at a Sam's Club, which is already the worst. I don't know what you know about working for the Walton family, but it's horrific.

- Chris Cubas

I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?

I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?

- Chris Cubas

Everybody wants to be Doug Stanhope; everybody wants to be Bill Hicks - and those are great people to aim for, but they had the fundamentals down. They knew how to be funny.

Everybody wants to be Doug Stanhope; everybody wants to be Bill Hicks - and those are great people to aim for, but they had the fundamentals down. They knew how to be funny.

- Chris Cubas

Kansas City, well, part of the town's pretty cool, and part of the town is not. But it's gonna be that way no matter where you go.

Kansas City, well, part of the town's pretty cool, and part of the town is not. But it's gonna be that way no matter where you go.

- Chris Cubas

Put me on the Food Network - I'll be the funniest guy talking about food. I don't care.

Put me on the Food Network - I'll be the funniest guy talking about food. I don't care.

- Chris Cubas

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