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Author: Dave Barry
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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
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Dave Barry
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
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Dave Barry
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Dave Barry
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
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Dave Barry
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Dave Barry
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.
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Dave Barry
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
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Dave Barry
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.
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Dave Barry
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
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Dave Barry
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