Author: Seth Meyers

Quotes

It's nice when I get offered small parts. But I really think that 'SNL' is what my skill set is best designed for.

It's nice when I get offered small parts. But I really think that 'SNL' is what my skill set is best designed for.

- Seth Meyers

The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.

The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.

- Seth Meyers

Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.

Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.

- Seth Meyers

I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them.

I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them.

- Seth Meyers

My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family.

My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family.

- Seth Meyers

The nice thing about anger is that, as an emotion, it's strong enough to unplug me from the comedian's mind for a minute and just be a frustrated member of the citizenry.

The nice thing about anger is that, as an emotion, it's strong enough to unplug me from the comedian's mind for a minute and just be a frustrated member of the citizenry.

- Seth Meyers

'SNL' after-parties are sort of like a time to celebrate your successes and drown your sorrows, depending on how the show went for you.

'SNL' after-parties are sort of like a time to celebrate your successes and drown your sorrows, depending on how the show went for you.

- Seth Meyers

People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.

People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.

- Seth Meyers

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