Author: David Walliams

Quotes

I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.

I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.

- David Walliams

I love wearing drag.

I love wearing drag.

- David Walliams

Definitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incredible and intoxicating, and I've never had that feeling I get with women with a man.

Definitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incredible and intoxicating, and I've never had that feeling I get with women with a man.

- David Walliams

I have a pathological fear of being on my own. When I'm with my own thoughts, I start to unravel myself, and I start to think really dark thoughts, self-destructive thoughts.

I have a pathological fear of being on my own. When I'm with my own thoughts, I start to unravel myself, and I start to think really dark thoughts, self-destructive thoughts.

- David Walliams

The one good thing about our school was the Cadets; I chose to be in the Navy, purely for the sailor's outfit. A pity we had to give them back.

The one good thing about our school was the Cadets; I chose to be in the Navy, purely for the sailor's outfit. A pity we had to give them back.

- David Walliams

I haven't traditionally been a family entertainer.

I haven't traditionally been a family entertainer.

- David Walliams

I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work.

I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work.

- David Walliams

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.

- David Walliams

There's a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier than a Milky Way.

There's a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier than a Milky Way.

- David Walliams

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