Author: Don Herold

Quotes

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

- Don Herold

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

- Don Herold

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

- Don Herold

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

- Don Herold

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

- Don Herold

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

- Don Herold

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

- Don Herold

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

- Don Herold

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