Author: Earl Wilson

Quotes

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

- Earl Wilson

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

- Earl Wilson

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

- Earl Wilson

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.

- Earl Wilson

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

- Earl Wilson

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

- Earl Wilson

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

- Earl Wilson

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

- Earl Wilson

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

- Earl Wilson

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