Author: Fran Lebowitz

Quotes

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

- Fran Lebowitz

You're only as good as your last haircut.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

- Fran Lebowitz

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

- Fran Lebowitz

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

- Fran Lebowitz

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.

- Fran Lebowitz

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

- Fran Lebowitz

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

- Fran Lebowitz

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

- Fran Lebowitz

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

- Fran Lebowitz

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