Author: Fran Lebowitz

Quotes

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

- Fran Lebowitz

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

- Fran Lebowitz

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

- Fran Lebowitz

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

- Fran Lebowitz

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.

- Fran Lebowitz

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

- Fran Lebowitz

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

- Fran Lebowitz

My favorite animal is steak.

My favorite animal is steak.

- Fran Lebowitz

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

- Fran Lebowitz

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