Author: Fran Lebowitz

Quotes

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

- Fran Lebowitz

You're only as good as your last haircut.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

- Fran Lebowitz

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

- Fran Lebowitz

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

- Fran Lebowitz

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

- Fran Lebowitz

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

- Fran Lebowitz

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

- Fran Lebowitz

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

- Fran Lebowitz

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

- Fran Lebowitz

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