Author: Fran Lebowitz

Quotes

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

- Fran Lebowitz

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

- Fran Lebowitz

My favorite animal is steak.

My favorite animal is steak.

- Fran Lebowitz

You're only as good as your last haircut.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

- Fran Lebowitz

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

- Fran Lebowitz

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

- Fran Lebowitz

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

- Fran Lebowitz

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

- Fran Lebowitz

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

- Fran Lebowitz

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