Author: Fran Lebowitz

Quotes

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

- Fran Lebowitz

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

- Fran Lebowitz

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

- Fran Lebowitz

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

- Fran Lebowitz

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.

- Fran Lebowitz

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.

- Fran Lebowitz

My favorite animal is steak.

My favorite animal is steak.

- Fran Lebowitz

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

- Fran Lebowitz

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

- Fran Lebowitz

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