Author: Frank Carson

Quotes

It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.

It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.

- Frank Carson

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

- Frank Carson

The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided.

The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided.

- Frank Carson

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

- Frank Carson

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

- Frank Carson

My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'

My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'

- Frank Carson

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