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Author: Frank Carson
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It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.
It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.
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Frank Carson
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
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Frank Carson
My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'
My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'
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Frank Carson
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
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Frank Carson
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
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Frank Carson
My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.
My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.
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Frank Carson
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