Author: Frank Carson

Quotes

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

- Frank Carson

My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'

My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'

- Frank Carson

The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided.

The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided.

- Frank Carson

My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.

My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.

- Frank Carson

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

- Frank Carson

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

- Frank Carson

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