Author: John Mulaney

Quotes

Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that's awesome.

Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that's awesome.

- John Mulaney

I look back on being 17 and think, 'Oh my God, how did I not die?'

I look back on being 17 and think, 'Oh my God, how did I not die?'

- John Mulaney

The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

- John Mulaney

If something is very, very funny but possibly controversial, if it's truly funny, then it's worth doing. Things aren't worth doing for the sake of being controversial.

If something is very, very funny but possibly controversial, if it's truly funny, then it's worth doing. Things aren't worth doing for the sake of being controversial.

- John Mulaney

You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term.

You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term.

- John Mulaney

All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.

All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.

- John Mulaney

I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me.

I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me.

- John Mulaney

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