Author: Greg Wise

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In Scotland, I have a huge barn full of woodworking tools. I love working with my hands. I basically just make myself bleed a lot. I'm very accident-prone.

In Scotland, I have a huge barn full of woodworking tools. I love working with my hands. I basically just make myself bleed a lot. I'm very accident-prone.

- Greg Wise

I don't see the point in marriage: if you make a commitment, you make a commitment. Fidelity is important to me; it's about honouring that commitment.

I don't see the point in marriage: if you make a commitment, you make a commitment. Fidelity is important to me; it's about honouring that commitment.

- Greg Wise

I don't think women have ever thrown themselves at me, although I'm quite naive about these things, or was when I was available.

I don't think women have ever thrown themselves at me, although I'm quite naive about these things, or was when I was available.

- Greg Wise

Any woman knows that it takes two people to be a good parent.

Any woman knows that it takes two people to be a good parent.

- Greg Wise

I'm very interested in poo. We don't have a very good relationship with poo, and we should have.

I'm very interested in poo. We don't have a very good relationship with poo, and we should have.

- Greg Wise

Acting is not my primary drive in life, although I'd be a very unhealthy person without it.

Acting is not my primary drive in life, although I'd be a very unhealthy person without it.

- Greg Wise

I'm best when I'm feral, when I don't wash or shave or change my trousers for a couple of weeks.

I'm best when I'm feral, when I don't wash or shave or change my trousers for a couple of weeks.

- Greg Wise

I am starting to hate airports and the whole business of getting onto the plane. It all takes so long I want to scream.

I am starting to hate airports and the whole business of getting onto the plane. It all takes so long I want to scream.

- Greg Wise

I used to work as a tour guide for Americans. I'm convinced that even after four weeks on the road they had no idea where they had been. They were in a bubble.

I used to work as a tour guide for Americans. I'm convinced that even after four weeks on the road they had no idea where they had been. They were in a bubble.

- Greg Wise

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