Author: Ike Barinholtz

Quotes

I'm more scared of parking by a parking meter than vampires because one of them is real and adversely affects my life and results in a $35 fine, and one is nonsense.

I'm more scared of parking by a parking meter than vampires because one of them is real and adversely affects my life and results in a $35 fine, and one is nonsense.

- Ike Barinholtz

My first car was a 1999 red Mazda Protege.

My first car was a 1999 red Mazda Protege.

- Ike Barinholtz

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days.

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days.

- Ike Barinholtz

My celeb crush is Julia Louis-Dreyfus. She's hysterical, she's beautiful, and she seems like a normal person. I'm in love with her.

My celeb crush is Julia Louis-Dreyfus. She's hysterical, she's beautiful, and she seems like a normal person. I'm in love with her.

- Ike Barinholtz

My very beloved and deceased third-grade teacher, Cliff Kehod, was the one that I really remember calling me Ike a lot. It just stuck. It is a dog's name, but I love dogs.

My very beloved and deceased third-grade teacher, Cliff Kehod, was the one that I really remember calling me Ike a lot. It just stuck. It is a dog's name, but I love dogs.

- Ike Barinholtz

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