Author: Jake Johnson

Quotes

I like pizza and I like cheeseburgers a lot and I like Chicago food a lot.

I like pizza and I like cheeseburgers a lot and I like Chicago food a lot.

- Jake Johnson

I would want to go to the future, 25 years in the future, and see if the Cubs ever win a World Series.

I would want to go to the future, 25 years in the future, and see if the Cubs ever win a World Series.

- Jake Johnson

You know, what 'New Girl' is doing is they're bringing in really cool people. These are home-run people who aren't your typical guest-star-type people.

You know, what 'New Girl' is doing is they're bringing in really cool people. These are home-run people who aren't your typical guest-star-type people.

- Jake Johnson

I was really into classifieds for awhile. I'm a big negotiator. My father owned a car dealership when I was younger... it's just in my blood.

I was really into classifieds for awhile. I'm a big negotiator. My father owned a car dealership when I was younger... it's just in my blood.

- Jake Johnson

I love when people on Twitter give advice.

I love when people on Twitter give advice.

- Jake Johnson

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