Author: Jeff Foxworthy

Quotes

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

- Jeff Foxworthy

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

- Jeff Foxworthy

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

- Jeff Foxworthy

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

- Jeff Foxworthy

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

- Jeff Foxworthy

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

- Jeff Foxworthy

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

- Jeff Foxworthy

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