Author: Roseanne Barr

Quotes

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

- Roseanne Barr

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

- Roseanne Barr

Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.

Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.

- Roseanne Barr

I was completely nuts for most of my life.

I was completely nuts for most of my life.

- Roseanne Barr

I do kabbalistic meditation. It's not unlike time travel; it can change the past and not just the future. You can look at what was lost and go beyond the grief of what was lost.

I do kabbalistic meditation. It's not unlike time travel; it can change the past and not just the future. You can look at what was lost and go beyond the grief of what was lost.

- Roseanne Barr

I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool.

I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool.

- Roseanne Barr

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

- Roseanne Barr

Everything that's written about me has such a negative taint. It just has a life of its own, like an avalanche, and I don't think there's anything I can do to stop it.

Everything that's written about me has such a negative taint. It just has a life of its own, like an avalanche, and I don't think there's anything I can do to stop it.

- Roseanne Barr

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