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Author: Joan Rivers
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Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
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Joan Rivers
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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Joan Rivers
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
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Joan Rivers
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
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Joan Rivers
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
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Joan Rivers
As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything.
As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything.
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Joan Rivers
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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Joan Rivers
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
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Joan Rivers
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Joan Rivers
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