Author: Judy Sheindlin

Quotes

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

- Judy Sheindlin

So we want to free the women of America? You know what would free the women of America? Make men accept responsibility for birth control.

So we want to free the women of America? You know what would free the women of America? Make men accept responsibility for birth control.

- Judy Sheindlin

I want first-time offenders to think of their appearance in my courtroom as the second-worst experience of their lives - circumcision being the first.

I want first-time offenders to think of their appearance in my courtroom as the second-worst experience of their lives - circumcision being the first.

- Judy Sheindlin

People in the U.S. pay a great deal of money to support their judiciary, and they have an actual right to see how it functions.

People in the U.S. pay a great deal of money to support their judiciary, and they have an actual right to see how it functions.

- Judy Sheindlin

Women make a terrible mistake because they usually are so desperate to nest that they pick on schlubs and worthless pieces of trash that they pick up in a bar.

Women make a terrible mistake because they usually are so desperate to nest that they pick on schlubs and worthless pieces of trash that they pick up in a bar.

- Judy Sheindlin

Number one - and I want you to emblaze this on your brain - you only have one chance to make a first impression.

Number one - and I want you to emblaze this on your brain - you only have one chance to make a first impression.

- Judy Sheindlin

You don't teach morals and ethics and empathy and kindness in the schools. You teach that at home, and children learn by example.

You don't teach morals and ethics and empathy and kindness in the schools. You teach that at home, and children learn by example.

- Judy Sheindlin

Teach your daughters, teach your granddaughters, everybody has to have something that they're good at where they can earn a living.

Teach your daughters, teach your granddaughters, everybody has to have something that they're good at where they can earn a living.

- Judy Sheindlin

I think that you're supposed to know when it's time to say goodbye.

I think that you're supposed to know when it's time to say goodbye.

- Judy Sheindlin

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