Author: Judy Sheindlin

Quotes

I want first-time offenders to think of their appearance in my courtroom as the second-worst experience of their lives - circumcision being the first.

I want first-time offenders to think of their appearance in my courtroom as the second-worst experience of their lives - circumcision being the first.

- Judy Sheindlin

You don't teach morals and ethics and empathy and kindness in the schools. You teach that at home, and children learn by example.

You don't teach morals and ethics and empathy and kindness in the schools. You teach that at home, and children learn by example.

- Judy Sheindlin

Working parents bring a certain amount of guilt to their relationship with their children.

Working parents bring a certain amount of guilt to their relationship with their children.

- Judy Sheindlin

So we want to free the women of America? You know what would free the women of America? Make men accept responsibility for birth control.

So we want to free the women of America? You know what would free the women of America? Make men accept responsibility for birth control.

- Judy Sheindlin

Teach your daughters, teach your granddaughters, everybody has to have something that they're good at where they can earn a living.

Teach your daughters, teach your granddaughters, everybody has to have something that they're good at where they can earn a living.

- Judy Sheindlin

The President of the United State is the leader of the free world, and the world has to be able to rely on his or her word, to feel that they have a good moral compass.

The President of the United State is the leader of the free world, and the world has to be able to rely on his or her word, to feel that they have a good moral compass.

- Judy Sheindlin

People in the U.S. pay a great deal of money to support their judiciary, and they have an actual right to see how it functions.

People in the U.S. pay a great deal of money to support their judiciary, and they have an actual right to see how it functions.

- Judy Sheindlin

Women make a terrible mistake because they usually are so desperate to nest that they pick on schlubs and worthless pieces of trash that they pick up in a bar.

Women make a terrible mistake because they usually are so desperate to nest that they pick on schlubs and worthless pieces of trash that they pick up in a bar.

- Judy Sheindlin

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

- Judy Sheindlin

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