Author: Joe E. Lewis

Quotes

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

- Joe E. Lewis

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

- Joe E. Lewis

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

- Joe E. Lewis

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

- Joe E. Lewis

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

- Joe E. Lewis

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

- Joe E. Lewis

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

- Joe E. Lewis

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

- Joe E. Lewis

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

- Joe E. Lewis

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