Author: Joe E. Lewis

Quotes

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

- Joe E. Lewis

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

- Joe E. Lewis

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

- Joe E. Lewis

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

- Joe E. Lewis

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

- Joe E. Lewis

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

- Joe E. Lewis

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

- Joe E. Lewis

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

- Joe E. Lewis

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

- Joe E. Lewis

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