Author: Joe E. Lewis

Quotes

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

- Joe E. Lewis

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

- Joe E. Lewis

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

- Joe E. Lewis

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

- Joe E. Lewis

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

- Joe E. Lewis

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

- Joe E. Lewis

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

- Joe E. Lewis

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

- Joe E. Lewis

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

- Joe E. Lewis

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