Author: Joe E. Lewis

Quotes

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

- Joe E. Lewis

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

- Joe E. Lewis

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

- Joe E. Lewis

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

- Joe E. Lewis

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

- Joe E. Lewis

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

- Joe E. Lewis

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

- Joe E. Lewis

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

- Joe E. Lewis

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

- Joe E. Lewis

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