Author: Joe Rogan

Quotes

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

- Joe Rogan

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

- Joe Rogan

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

- Joe Rogan

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

- Joe Rogan

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

- Joe Rogan

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

- Joe Rogan

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