Author: Joe Rogan

Quotes

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

- Joe Rogan

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

- Joe Rogan

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

- Joe Rogan

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

- Joe Rogan

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

- Joe Rogan

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

- Joe Rogan

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