Author: John Barrymore

Quotes

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

- John Barrymore

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

- John Barrymore

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

- John Barrymore

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

- John Barrymore

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

- John Barrymore

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

- John Barrymore

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

- John Barrymore

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

- John Barrymore

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

- John Barrymore

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