Author: John Barrymore

Quotes

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

- John Barrymore

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

- John Barrymore

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

- John Barrymore

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.

- John Barrymore

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

- John Barrymore

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

- John Barrymore

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

- John Barrymore

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

- John Barrymore

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

- John Barrymore

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