Author: John Barrymore

Quotes

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

- John Barrymore

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.

- John Barrymore

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

- John Barrymore

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

- John Barrymore

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

- John Barrymore

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

- John Barrymore

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

- John Barrymore

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

- John Barrymore

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

- John Barrymore

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