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Author: Johnny Carson
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If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Johnny Carson
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
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Johnny Carson
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Johnny Carson
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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Johnny Carson
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Johnny Carson
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
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Johnny Carson
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
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Johnny Carson
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
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Johnny Carson
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
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Johnny Carson
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