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Author: Jon Stewart
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More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had.
More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had.
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Jon Stewart
Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?
Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?
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Jon Stewart
Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
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Jon Stewart
I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.
I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.
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Jon Stewart
McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.
McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.
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Jon Stewart
I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.
I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.
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Jon Stewart
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
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Jon Stewart
Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings.
Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings.
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Jon Stewart
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