Author: Jon Stewart

Quotes

More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had.

More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had.

- Jon Stewart

Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.

Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.

- Jon Stewart

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?

- Jon Stewart

Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings.

Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings.

- Jon Stewart

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

- Jon Stewart

I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.

I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.

- Jon Stewart

I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.

I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.

- Jon Stewart

I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.

I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.

- Jon Stewart

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