Author: Katie Aselton

Quotes

It's not rocket science to make a movie.

It's not rocket science to make a movie.

- Katie Aselton

I really like oysters, and I won't eat them alone. They're just a weird thing to eat by yourself.

I really like oysters, and I won't eat them alone. They're just a weird thing to eat by yourself.

- Katie Aselton

Okay, sense of humor: plus one. Being able to laugh at yourself: plus one. Being able to laugh at other people without being mean: plus one. Vanity: minus one.

Okay, sense of humor: plus one. Being able to laugh at yourself: plus one. Being able to laugh at other people without being mean: plus one. Vanity: minus one.

- Katie Aselton

I love my kids, they are amazing children, but they drive me bananas sometimes. And sometimes, I want to sell them on eBay... but I'm not going to.

I love my kids, they are amazing children, but they drive me bananas sometimes. And sometimes, I want to sell them on eBay... but I'm not going to.

- Katie Aselton

I don't know what's wrong with me, but like, the second I stop working, I have a panic attack, so it's good for me to be thinking of projects ahead of time and lining things up.

I don't know what's wrong with me, but like, the second I stop working, I have a panic attack, so it's good for me to be thinking of projects ahead of time and lining things up.

- Katie Aselton

If people want to talk about anything I do, they can give it any name they want. As long as they're talking about it, I think it's great.

If people want to talk about anything I do, they can give it any name they want. As long as they're talking about it, I think it's great.

- Katie Aselton

I love profanity, but I think if it's used too much, it just sounds a little trashy. I think it's more effective when it's dropped intelligently. I like intelligent profanity.

I love profanity, but I think if it's used too much, it just sounds a little trashy. I think it's more effective when it's dropped intelligently. I like intelligent profanity.

- Katie Aselton

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