Author: Katie Nolan

Quotes

I'd get home at 3:30 A.M. from the bar after my shift ended at 1. I'd write jokes, film it, and then sleep. So I did that for two years.

I'd get home at 3:30 A.M. from the bar after my shift ended at 1. I'd write jokes, film it, and then sleep. So I did that for two years.

- Katie Nolan

'Garbage Time' was the name I came up with. Midnight was my decision. Were they the right decisions? I dunno.

'Garbage Time' was the name I came up with. Midnight was my decision. Were they the right decisions? I dunno.

- Katie Nolan

I am not going to say I have never spoken with Bill Simmons because I have. I respect him greatly.

I am not going to say I have never spoken with Bill Simmons because I have. I respect him greatly.

- Katie Nolan

You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor.

You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor.

- Katie Nolan

Not every woman goes to sporting events to find men, but 2-3 percent of women do.

Not every woman goes to sporting events to find men, but 2-3 percent of women do.

- Katie Nolan

I wanted to go to school for public relations, and I also wanted to minor in dance. And Hofstra had two really good programs for both of those, so that's why I ended up there.

I wanted to go to school for public relations, and I also wanted to minor in dance. And Hofstra had two really good programs for both of those, so that's why I ended up there.

- Katie Nolan

I was bartending in Boston five, six nights a week, living in my grandmother's condo. By the way, I'm a really good bartender - that's the only skill I can confidently say I have.

I was bartending in Boston five, six nights a week, living in my grandmother's condo. By the way, I'm a really good bartender - that's the only skill I can confidently say I have.

- Katie Nolan

I make sort-of funny videos for the Internet that are watched by a handful of people.

I make sort-of funny videos for the Internet that are watched by a handful of people.

- Katie Nolan

People are confused when you work for a national sports outlet and they've never seen you on a local affiliate.

People are confused when you work for a national sports outlet and they've never seen you on a local affiliate.

- Katie Nolan

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