Author: Matt Besser

Quotes

Don't invite me to a surprise birthday party. I don't have room for that secret. I've got enough real secrets I have to keep: dark, life-destroying secrets.

Don't invite me to a surprise birthday party. I don't have room for that secret. I've got enough real secrets I have to keep: dark, life-destroying secrets.

- Matt Besser

You're always starting with a nugget of truth, whether it's a song or an improv scene.

You're always starting with a nugget of truth, whether it's a song or an improv scene.

- Matt Besser

Right after college, a buddy of mine was moving to Boulder for some summer program, and he was like, 'Come live with me.' And I figured, why not? I love Colorado.

Right after college, a buddy of mine was moving to Boulder for some summer program, and he was like, 'Come live with me.' And I figured, why not? I love Colorado.

- Matt Besser

I didn't even learn to play guitar until the movie 'Walk Hard,' which is probably fortunate because maybe I would have pursued it, and that would have been a waste of my time.

I didn't even learn to play guitar until the movie 'Walk Hard,' which is probably fortunate because maybe I would have pursued it, and that would have been a waste of my time.

- Matt Besser

I don't think I've ever had a conversation with a comedian who stole except for when it's been in anger.

I don't think I've ever had a conversation with a comedian who stole except for when it's been in anger.

- Matt Besser

Mary Holland is really funny.

Mary Holland is really funny.

- Matt Besser

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