Author: Lawrence Tierney

Quotes

Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.

Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.

- Lawrence Tierney

Everyone that ever met me has been in love with me.

Everyone that ever met me has been in love with me.

- Lawrence Tierney

Where's my food? When is it coming? What did I order, anyway?

Where's my food? When is it coming? What did I order, anyway?

- Lawrence Tierney

Hey, any time you're throwing bodies over board it is to save yourself.

Hey, any time you're throwing bodies over board it is to save yourself.

- Lawrence Tierney

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